Leave it to Gavin...as he was waiting for the shower to heat up tonight, he puts his hands on his chest and looks at me and says, "Mommy, what ARE these things called?". Oh my...Well Gav, they're nipples. "Nipples?" (giggle giggle giggle) "What do you do with them?" Oh my AGAIN. "Well Gav...boys REALLY don't do anything with them" I can see the wheels turning in his brain. Then he says to me "well what do WOMEN do with them?"
I told him to hop in the shower and that was a conversation best left for a few years yet. I just don't know where he gets it, I really don't.